Tuesday, January 28, 2014

6 Reasons Why Sarcasm Is The Best Form Of Humour

6 Reasons Why Sarcasm Is The Best Form Of Humour
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6 Reasons Why Sarcasm Is The Best Form Of Humour
Marianne Moore once said; “We are suffering from too much sarcasm”. And why not! Sarcasm is no doubt an entertaining form of humor. The way I look at it, there is ample amount of Sarcasm in our everyday lives. Television, Movies, Workplace, Friends, Family – Its everywhere. However there has always been a debate surrounding sarcasm. Some people call it the lowest form of wit and highest form of intelligence. But contrary to popular belief, I personally will rate Sarcasm a little higher than other forms of humor in the Humor Spectrum. The way I look at it; there is a form of sarcasm which can be used in any situation. It can be witty, it can be funny, it can be bitter and it can be personal depending on the situation. But as I’ve said before, it sure as hell is entertaining. Here are 6 reasons why sarcasm is the best form of humor.

1. Sarcasm Is Witty

Now almost all of you will agree to this point here. Sarcasm, no matter how rude or bitter or personal, needs a lot of wit and the delivery has to be immaculate (else it turns out as extremely unfunny and unlaughable).

2. Sarcasm Is Funny

When it comes to sarcasm, it is all connected. Sarcasm is funny because it is witty and bitter and deadpan and quirky. Its what makes it funny. You take everyday situations and turn them into humour.

3. Sarcasm Is Bitter

Sometimes sarcasm can also be dark, biting and sharp. So you've got to be very sure when and on whom to use it on. If you go around doing it to everyone, be rest assured that you're in the bad book of too many people. Though this is probably the best way to rub it up on people you don't like; be sure you don't display your dark side on the innocent and unhumorous types.

4. Sarcasm Is Quirky

Quirky doesn't always mean strange or weird. 'Offbeat' and 'Unique' are probably the best words to describe this sort of humour. A lot of people can relate to that sort of humour and will probably like you a lot for it. I mean come on, we all agree that 'Andaz Apna Apna' was like the slickest of comedy movie of all time. It never gets old and grows on you.

5. Sarcasm is a Great Motivator

Although sarcasm; as per most of us, is the lowest form of wit, but research has proven that sarcasm is actually a great motivator when it comes to workplaces. As the researchers have put it, people who are exposed to subtle sarcasm at the workplace proved to be more creative and have the ability to look at situations from more than one angle. Remember 'Ricky Gervais' from 'The Office'?

6. Sarcasm Is Timeless

Lets face it. Whether we like it or not; sarcasm is here to stay. Be it any form of humour, sarcasm takes the cake here. No movie or sitcom is complete without a dash of sarcasm. Some of the best movies or sitcoms I have seen over the years have all thrived on some simple principles involving a lot of sarcasm. 'Sarabhai vs Sarabhai' was inarguably the best comedy series on Indian television which utilized sarcasm to the fullest. I mean who can forget the slapstick and dry humor of the Sarabhai family!!
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Monday, January 27, 2014

Paraprosdokians in a logical nutshell


Finally i got something logical and eccentric to read over the web.It seems more funnier to read it rather than to watch a comedy movie or Kapil  face..A must read one....simply amazing and Lucius.

paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

  1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    Courtesy of Toothpaste for dinner
  5. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
  6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  7. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
  8. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
  9. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  10. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  11. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
  12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
  14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  15. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  16. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
  17. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
  18. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
  19. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
  20. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  21. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  22. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
  23. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
  24. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
  25. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
  26. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
  27. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  28. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
  29. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
  30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
  31. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
  32. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  33. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  34. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
  35. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
  36. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
  37. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

courtsey:   http://www.englishforums.com/content/humour/paraprosdokians.htm                                               simply amazing and lucious.